Well, it’s not the RIGHT KIND of ice, you see.
It’s the kind of ice that won’t get Hillary elected so it’s bad ice. It’s the kind of ice that keeps the black man down. It’s the kind of ice that causes starvation for trillions of African children who can no longer get free internet because the SpaceX “reusable” (To a point, apparently) rocket couldn’t deliver Mark Zuckerberg’s human-race saving satellite. Yes, the same rocket that is powered by totally abundant and renewable stuff so we can all worship it over the old two rocket platform that worked for NASA for 35 years. That old system was built by old white men and the new rocket is built - for free - by a single man.
He invented the electric car too !
You see the ice they encountered was old, white and racist. And male too. And capitalist and rich.
Oh my god, I just took a step back and read what I posted - I could get a job at Slate !
Hmmmm. You may be on to something there. Ice appears ‘white’ so ice is apparently oppressing black people all over the world. We better get colon krapernickers take on it. Dang injustice.
Hmm...racist ice. It is awfully white, isn’t it? I suspected it all along...