so’s Geli Raubal.
Hitler was a failed artist. (Geez, sounds like half of our millennial generation, just saying...). Everybody knows artists aren’t famous for their staunch embrace of an empirical approach to life. Ozzy’s been hitting the sauce again.
"Churchill! With his cigars, with his brandy. And his ROTTEN painting! Rotten! Hitler, THERE was a painter! He count paint an entire apartment in one afternoon! TWO COATS!"
Hence the hilarity that is "Hipster Hitler":