On the way back, he ought to stop by Baton Rouge to ask if anybody’s seen Hitlery since he was last there.
The media think the race is tightening, when in reality he’s lapping her. (Huma is also lapping her, but in a different way.)
Ack....The last sentence, i didn’t need the mental image!
“Huma is also lapping her, but in a different way.)”
lapping=licking?