When asked: “Would you perpendicularly traverse a linearly configured conveyance route to micturate upon Hillary Clinton were you to ascertain that she was rapidly combining with oxygen?”
37% of respondents answered “What?”
55% answered with an emphatic: “No way! That’d be wasteful”.
The remaining 8% said it would depend on traffic, how full their bladder was, and how close they were to the nearest public restroom and/or fire station.
Elle Oh Elle!!!