Honestly, you just can’t make this stuff up.
This has GOT to be satire!
Barvitta???
Reminded me of an old Rich Pryor joke about when a black wino met a vampire:
Wino: “What’s your name fool?”
Vampire: “Dracula”
Wino: “DRACULA!, What kind of name is that for a n.....?
Another one!? Same thing about two years ago.