[WhoisAlanGreenspan?]

Your mention of "FANG" I assume is intentional and brought me to the Wikipedia of Phillis Diller. Where I happened upon this;

She told Bob Hope in 1971 that she had had a face-lift because, "I got sick and tired of having the dog drag me out to the yard and bury me."

She was just another of those ladies in life we've all encountered that was simply unforgettable. Thanks for that!

[Twinkie]

No matter how “pretty” we are (or think we are) when we’re
young; somewhere along the way between scrubbing the floors
and the toilets, we ALL become PHYLLIS DILLER. After 50
years of marriage, or sooner, our husbands become “FANG”! -
In spades!!!

Unless we’re lucky, our kids also go through the rebellious
stage where they’re trying to impress their liberal
“friends”, who are also going through the same stage just
trying to get away from THEIR uncool parents!