Posted on 08/15/2016 3:35:40 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
Just what I need, a drunk monkey hanging around the house.
“By providing a captive orangutan with its own personal cocktail bar . . .”
That’s one lucky monkey.
Hmmmm, maybe we can replace our Congressmen with apes, couldn’t be any worse.
One of my favorite movies...
“Apes Could Make Competent Bartenders”
Unless and until they rip your face off.
The Boehner Special:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/melissaharrison/hot-cheeto-tequila?utm_term=.ufvAb8XXG#.aizGLOzz3
Remember that chimpanzee attack in CT? The chimp attacked his owner's friend, known to the chimp, and ripped/bit off not only fingers, but the flesh on the poor woman's face.
Gimme the robot.
I told a chimp bartender my troubles and he flinged feces at me. I think he was trying to tell me to man up and deal with things. I felt a great weight was lifted from my shoulders. You better believe I tipped well that night.
Do you know what your elected officials in DC were doing today?
... neither did they....
Think you have a good memory? Check this chimp. They are presented with a random pattern of numbers from 1 to 9. When they think they can remember where each number is, they touch the 1. All the number are replaced with a square. They need to touch the squares in order from 2 to 9. They get a treat for doing it correctly. The one in the video is the best at this.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=chimp+number+memory
“What if the monkey were expert at selling the drinks?”
Only a monkey would try to sell drinks at a $5,000 open bar...
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