"Hey John, sorry to hear you have to campaign against another of those damned tea baggers (not that I'm against a little tea bagging myself HA HA), you need to slap those Flagstaff beotches down, girlfriend! Anyhoo, I hate that we have to let the little people vote. That will end soon enough. Soros says he's sending you a check. Which reminds me, did Hill talk to you about letting me send my friends in Syria some more missiles? Ahmed is such a dear, he helped me pick out some new mascara, anyhoo, he's a full Colonel in ISIS, just like me!
Well, have to run. Karl's having a pajama party and we have a pitcher of mojitos and a Trump piñata. Kisses * ~ Lindsey"
LMAO!!!!!