I’m gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I’m gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the side
And there ain’t a __________ thing anybody can do about it
You know why? Because we got the bombs, that’s why
Two words, nuclear f______ weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany, Romania
They can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienanmen square
And it won’t make a lick of difference
Because we’ve got the bombs, okay? John Wayne’s not dead
He’s frozen and as soon as we find the cure for cancer
We’re gonna thaw out the duke and he’s gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well multiple that by 15 million times
That’s how pissed off the Duke’s gonna be
I’m gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes
(Hey)
And Lee Marvin
(Hey)
And Sam Peckinpah
(Hey)
And a case of whiskey and drive down to Texas
-Dennis Leary (A__hole)
LOL!