[COBOL2Java]

Grey-haired man with glasses: "Easy, everyone, EASY! Almost there..."

Hillary: "Wheresh my pick-me-up?"

Grey-haired man: "It's right here, Madam Secretary...Huma!"

Huma: "The Glenlivet's in my bag!"

[Atticus]

Back in April a black radio host asked Hillary if there is one thing she always carries with her. She answered, “hot sauce.” I think she meant to say fire water.