[TigersEye]

Yeah, you remember all those NRA members beheading people, planting bombs, raping women? You know ... THOSE NRA members.

And that's just what I get done before lunch!

[IronJack]

I usually leave the beheadings for weekends. During the week, I like to rape and pillage, then go to the shooting range and wreak havoc. On Tuesdays and Fridays, I go to bomb-making class, and on Monday nights I help drown orphans.

Wednesdays are bowling nights.