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“...and the waitresses are about as friendly as the plague.”

“Hi, I’m Tiffany and I’ll be your server this evening. Now before I tell you about our specials tonight, do you like guns?”


31 posted on 08/02/2016 5:24:33 PM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam. Buy ammo.")
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To: elcid1970

“Why, yes. May I peruse your selection? 1911 was a fine vintage.”


37 posted on 08/02/2016 5:33:22 PM PDT by Rastus (#NeverHillary #AlwaysTrump)
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To: elcid1970

““Hi, I’m Tiffany and I’ll be your server this evening. Now before I tell you about our specials tonight, do you like guns?”

“Not for my main course, honey, but I might have a Beretta Pico for dessert...could I get one with a Rem-Oil topping?”


89 posted on 08/06/2016 8:21:34 AM PDT by Mr Rogers (We're a nation of infants, ruled by their emotion)
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