[LittleBillyInfidel]

Kas, your post has inspired me. Enjoy!

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(No apologies to Clapton. :) )

If you love ‘platitude’, here’s your gal and your dude;
Clinton-Kaine.

If you embrace distrust, then this team is a must;
Clinton-Kaine.

She will lie, she will lie, they will lie;
Clinton-Kaine.

If you like pandering, or shrills that make your ears ring;
Clinton-Kaine.

Promoting racial divide, it’s not tough to decide;
Clinton-Kaine.

She will lie, she will lie, they will lie;
Clinton-Kaine.

If you like flags half-staff or foreign policy gaffes;
Clinton-Kaine.

Don’t forget this sad fact: they don’t ‘have your back’;
Clinton-Kaine.

She will lie, she will lie, they will lie;
Clinton-Kaine.

If you once “Felt the Bern” but you still didn’t learn;
Clinton-Kaine.

When you wanna grow debt, then they’re your very best bet;
Clinton-Kaine.

She will lie, she will lie, they will lie;
Clinton-Kaine.

Emails un-classified? Then you’ll be satisfied;
Clinton-Kaine.

Want a fake and a bore? They’re the team you’ll adore;
Clinton-Kaine.

She will lie, she will lie, they will lie;
Clinton-Kaine.

She will lie, they will lie, please don’t buy...
Clinton-Kaine.

[RipSawyer]

A ClintonKaine would be worse than a Sharknado.