Too bad the mom can’t go on “Go Fund Me” type websites. Although something this logical and favorable to nativeborn Americans would probably be turned down by GoFundMe.
Meanwhile, the so-called conservatives that make up the majority of the town just sit there, letting Comrade Dave Bieter import more and more and more Mooslime goat humpers, not doing anything about it, because they're too busy looking forward to Boise State football season.
Local attorney Chris Troupis said it best, about the Idaho mindset. "As long as there's beer in the fridge, and gas in the ATV, life is good."
Scouts Out! Cavalry Ho! God Bless Texas!