Me KNOWS you are wrapped too tight to comprehend a light-hearted comment conflating helium & munchkins.
Lighten up, Francis....and loosen that turban!
Good grief....get a life, nerdo.
Oh, I comprehend your supposed humor just fine...such as it is (which isn't much).
But there is a very serious side to this discovery. I mentioned this to my wife last night (PhD chemist), and she told me that they simply could not get helium in small quantities (single pressure tank), unless they were a "continuing customer" of the vendor.
Balloon vendors, being continuing customers, can get all the helium they need, but serious science cannot. Somehow, I think these relative priorities are out of order.