[Buckeye McFrog]

Instead of putting 4 quarts in the crankcase, just use one.

[Grams A]

That’s funny. Made my day. Thank you.

Reminds me of the time a college friend wanted a new car. Her dad told her okay but she first she had to sell the one she had. So she advertised it in the local paper. Guy came to look at it, pulled the dipstick out and said it was a couple of quarts low. Asked when she had last checked or changed the oil, she responded that the oil level was okay but she had lost the original dipstick and had to replace it with one that was too short. And yes, she was a blonde.

[Calvin Locke]

So, how long has Moonbeam been operating on less than the needed amount, or has he been on a daily regimen of 4qts of 80proof for years?

It'a hard to tell with him.