I just got back from the range. My AR-15 turned on me and started randomly shooting. I barely escaped with my life after it fired hundreds of rounds at me and escaped off into the woods. Oh the humanity.
Hey liberals and demonrats, that’s not what happened. The firearm remain completely in my control the entire time. henever I pulled the trigger, magic happened. It went bang and magically, a small hole appeared in the paper 40 yards downrange. One pull, one magic hole. No pull, no bang, no magic hole.
Now, if I could only get the rifle to clean itself. Perhaps we need a law mandating self cleaning firearms. I could get behind that one.
“I barely escaped with my life after it fired hundreds of rounds at me and escaped off into the woods. Oh the humanity.”
You too?? My Glock magically produced multiple rounds and started spouting “hope and change. hope and change” whenever it fired. Guns are truly evil...
cyclotic,
I can’t get out much anymore due to 32 years of beating myself up in the military. So I find my companion 12 gauge pump can do just as well with an unwanted visitor or two or three, or how many wish to try the doors or windows I can see. Pull the plug, fill the chamber, and they can keep coming until enough of them have given their life for Islam to go meet their virgins in pieces. I can die happy while they just die.
red
It shot 300 rounds per second, too, didn’t it.