Sorry, Mikey, it’s not how our system works. Try France. Or better yet, Venezuala, you fat pig.
What, exactly, is an “assault weapon? Nowhere does any legal definition of such a device exist. Is it a “scary looking gun”? Admittedly, the commonly identified “assault weapon” does resemble military issue, and in some instances, some elements of its mechanical structure are nearly identical. But there are characteristics common to ALL weapons which fire a projectile at great force, propelled by the very rapidly burning charge in a cartridge with a cap which detonates upon being struck by a pin or hammer, actuated by the pulling of a trigger.
Regardless of its external appearance, the basic design of all projectile weapons which fire a cartridge pre-loaded with some form of gunpowder, and with a detonation cap at rim-fire or center fire, all follow pretty much the same architecture. Most of the variations are for given degrees of accuracy at close or far range, or ease of handling, or for purposes of reloading the cartridges into the firing chamber.
Many of the French outside of Paris are cool and don’t deserve this fat flatulent POS foisted on them.
But the Venezuelans could eat him I suppose....