Visualize DJT sitting at his kitchen table with his check book and bic pen.
“Honey, what in the world could cost $47 at Sheetz? I’m going to need a second job the way you spend money. And could you wait a week on your hair appointment? I paid the power bill and we don’t get a paycheck until the end of the month. “
"Pay to the order of Iron Balls McGinty....One dollar and nine cents...."