If a plane crashes on an international border where do you bury the survivors?
Let’s see if anyone bites....;)
I would bury them on the other side, and let them dig themselves out.
Why bring Loretta Fuddy into this?
If they're mexicans, you send the survivors to the US........
I know, I know, see Commerce Secretary Ron Brown
If the survivors are liberals, democrats or progressives it doesn’t matter. As long as you bury them real deep!
“If a plane crashes on an international border where do you bury the survivors?”
You always want plane crashes to be outside the US. They’re all metric, see. So where here 100 people might die, in Canada it would only be 73 people.
Reminds me of a horribly racist but funny (at the time) joke I heard back in the Navy.
A construction guy on the way to a job in a bulldozer came across a wrecked vehicle in a deep ditch. Seeing no way to pull it out, he scraped up gravel and soil and buried it. Later on the sheriff came by asking the worker about a missing bus. "Yeah", he said "There was a busload of (insert race, creed or ethnicity of your choice here) in the ditch up the road. I buried 'em up there."
"None of 'em alive?", asked the sheriff.
"Well, a couple of 'em said they was", he replied "but you know how those (insert racial, religious or ethnic slur here) lie!"
No PC back then!