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Jump-Kicking Kangaroo Ruptures Woman’s Breast Implants
Big Government (Breitbart) ^
| May 31, 2016
| Warner Todd Huston
Posted on 06/01/2016 7:54:52 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
It sounds like her airbags deployed when she hit the kangaroo...
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posted on
06/01/2016 7:55:40 PM PDT
by
aMorePerfectUnion
(BREAKING.... Vulgarian Resistance begins attack on the GOPe Death Star.....)
To: al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; Lazamataz; ...
Kangaroo takes out boobies!
DANG!
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posted on
06/01/2016 7:55:50 PM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(0bama's insane rantings prove that power deludes, and absolute power deludes absolutely.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Here’s a juicy one for ya.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I have an acquaintance, she works in IT in Denver. Has implants. Goes on a work related “team building” exercise to a paintball place. Takes a round to the implant. It deflates...
To: aMorePerfectUnion
It sounds like her airbags deployed when she hit the kangaroo... LOL! Airbags! Bumpers save lives, so do airbags!
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posted on
06/01/2016 7:58:16 PM PDT
by
roadcat
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Well, ain’t that a kick in the ...
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posted on
06/01/2016 7:58:39 PM PDT
by
IronJack
To: aMorePerfectUnion
Someone needs to tie that Kangaroo down.
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posted on
06/01/2016 8:00:50 PM PDT
by
gigster
(Cogito, Ergo, Ronaldus Magnus Conservatus)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
So, we’ve determined who has more bounce to the ounce.
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posted on
06/01/2016 8:02:20 PM PDT
by
G Larry
(Avoiding the Truth-Hillary's only expertise)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
They should stop using their bikes and boobs as weapons against these poor kangaroos. Ban bikes where Kangaroo live and play. These people are probably Kangaroo haters.
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posted on
06/01/2016 8:04:29 PM PDT
by
dragnet2
(Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
She should consider herself lucky that she didn't cross one of the 35,000 Australian species that can kill you just by looking at you.
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posted on
06/01/2016 8:07:30 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(An orange jumpsuit is the new black pantsuit.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Kangaroos hate breast implants too?
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posted on
06/01/2016 8:08:45 PM PDT
by
Rome2000
(SMASH THE CPUSA-SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS-CLOSE ALL MOSQUES)
To: gigster
So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde, and that’s it hanging on the shed.
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posted on
06/01/2016 8:11:26 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: KarlInOhio
The legendary “Chuck Norris” kangaroo? I’ve heard of them, but I’ve never known of anyone who has survived an encounter with one.
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posted on
06/01/2016 8:15:35 PM PDT
by
AF_Blue
("America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad ass speed." - Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936)
To: gigster
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posted on
06/01/2016 8:18:45 PM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(0bama's insane rantings prove that power deludes, and absolute power deludes absolutely.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
06/01/2016 8:33:29 PM PDT
by
xp38
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
How about thanking those fun-bags for saving her life? A kangaroo kick to the chest powerful enough to burst those could have collapsed a lung or stopped her heart.
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posted on
06/01/2016 8:39:48 PM PDT
by
Future Useless Eater
(Chicago politics = corrupted capitalism = takeover by COMMUNity-ISM)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
A woman with large, fake hooters sits down in a dark Sydney movie theater and after her eyes adjust, suspects a kangaroo is sitting in the next seat.
She fearfully asks, “Are you a ‘roo?”
The kangaroo replies, “Yes, I am.”
“What are you doing in a movie theater?”
“Well, I liked the book.”
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posted on
06/01/2016 9:10:18 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Are roos good eats ? Seems like there is an over abundance of ‘em.
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posted on
06/01/2016 9:17:51 PM PDT
by
Kellis91789
(We hope for a bloodless revolution, but revolution is still the goal.)
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