HDR
TO: Huma
SUBJECT: Yoga Lessons
Hi, honey. I’m off to my yoga class. Could you bring the bag with the $650 000 from Gazprom to the yoga studio? I have to put it in the secret bank account. You know, the “Juanita Broderick Trust”? (sometimes I crack myself up LOL).
FROM: HDR
TO:Cheryl
SUBJECT: Wedding Plans
Hey Cheryl, I’m going to pick out some centerpieces at the florist for Chelsea’s wedding to that FJB Mevzinsky. Could you drop off the check from Prince Bandar at the front desk (don’t tell them what it is, LOL). And then would you call the White House and tell that half-breed that Bill says he’s got the birth certificate? Thanks!
Nice work, particularly the FJB son in law description!