I heard one of my State Legislators on the radio last week, supporting the legalizing of it in my state. Pardon the language, but he sounded as if he was about to ‘cream his jeans’ over the tax money he would get to spend.
A haiku:
Dollar signs in eyes
Except they’re not HIS dollars
“Creamin’ my jeans, man!”
I’m in a am too. Which legislator was that?