[Tax-chick]

My gaydar isn't awfully sensitive ...

Syphilis is almost entirely a homosexual men's disease, with occasional outbreaks among promiscuous teenagers who will do anything with a pulse.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

***with occasional outbreaks among promiscuous teenagers***

Remember this excuse from sixty years ago?

“But Ma, I must have caught it from a public toilet seat!”