[Mark was here]

Next Obama is going to apologize for the sinking of Japanese ships at the battle of Midway.

[Fightin Whitey]

Obama at Hiroshima: “Sh-+ dribbles from my lips.”

[bus man]

Next Obama is going to apologize for the sinking of Japanese ships at the battle of Midway.

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Thinking about the Battle of Midway gives Obummer a pouty face. After all:

- America won
- The guys fighting against America lost
- The evil Americans inflicted unfairly disproportionate losses against the innocent Japanese (four IJN carriers and a heavy cruiser sunk, versus only one carrier and a destroyer for the U.S.)
- Far more non-Americans died than did Americans
- It forever ended any hope that Hawaii could be brought under the rule of a non-white nation
- The burning fuel tanks on Midway dropped soot on the gooney birds, while the bombs missing the ships and blowing up in the water scared the fishies