Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night BITE in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
Posted on 05/26/2016 7:54:11 AM PDT by libstripper
BANGKOK – A Thai man is recovering from a bloody encounter with a 10-foot python that slithered through the plumbing of his home and latched its jaws onto his penis as he was using a squat toilet.
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“I am Darkness! Fear me!”
/Beepzilla
Very loosely paraphrased....
;D
It’s *all* in the contouring, Dahlings...:D
Got me scared!
I have frightened a tough woman with a puny pet rock snake.
My Photoshopping work here, is done.
;D
Dentition makes me queasy. My kids can get me out of a room just by pretending to have a loose tooth.
Oh...sorry.
I had no idea.
:(
Corollary: Do not squat to pee...........
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night BITE in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
Dude, never grab anything brown in a toilet.
Words to live by.
A buddy of mine lost his large boa in an old house (1890’s) that had been divided into four apartments. He would visit a friend over the years, and said that people still caught glimpses of the snake now and then those many years later.
I imagine with the remodeling there were lots of spaces behind the walls, and lots of mice.
It’s okay. I probably won’t have any nightmares about it ;-).
Ain’t that a bite in the ass.
Don't even start me on the hairy purple iridescent toilet spiders. Doctor.
A good friend’s wife is a,psychologist. I’ve suggested to them that a good treatment for her depressed patients would be the “Big Hug”, adinistered by a Boa in the less severe cases, a Python in the more severe cases. It would certainly distract the patientsts from their depression. Oddly enough, neither has accepted my suggestion. After all, pet therapy works so well in many cases.
I assume this was written in jest *but*, you cannot imagine the sense of serenity that comes from being hugged by a decent sized constrictor.
Some of mine actually massage a bit, whilst hugging.
I had one large female Ball Python who could gently break the worst of shoulder and neck spasms.
It’s an extremely peaceful feeling.
“Snake massage” is currently a valid business in many places.
Heard the venom is a aprodiasic
Maybe it will be a blessing in disguise who knows?
That is a Photoshopped Ball Python.
No venom.
Purely constrictor.
You might be thinking of that idiotic “snake wine” crap.
People need to stop killing snakes because their willies don’t work anymore.
“Sympathetic magic” is totally bogus.
A local herper moved out of his family home and could not find his lost baby Boa.
9 years later, he moved back and there was the Boa, living in the attic, survived W.MD winters and grown long and fat off of the birds who nested in the attic.
Crazy but true.
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