[Lazamataz]

If you are new to FR, there are some basic rules you need to know.

1. humblegunner loves blog postings, so if you see any blog out there, post it -- make sure it is excerpted, though -- and ping humblegunner.
2. Remember this rule: "Laz would hit that."
3. Hitech Redneck loves H1-B Indians.
4. Learn the meaning of the following words: "Stuned", "Hugh and Series", "Beeber", "Teh". Report back on your findings.
5. Don't forget, everyone is better than a n00b, so you shall be spat upon and reviled. Don't fret, we all go through it.
6. Laz would hit it.
7. There are 238 days, 4 hours, 36 minutes, 30 seconds until the pusillanimous unctuous disgusting venal Marxism-loving corrupt unaccomplished crazed arrogant sanctimonious mercurial Christophobic nefarious belligerent contentious deleterious lying repulsive pugnacious brazenly-hypocritical imperious preening maniacal Godless opportunistic trifling insincere ruinous prideful petty heinous autocratic twisted reality-inverting perverse Imperialist bragging transexual-favoring sacrilegious insidious vengeful tricky oily pathetic artificial querulous haughty glib self-centered constantly-golfing despicable Che-idolizing demonic cocky nihilistic destructive Islamic ruthless tragedy-celebrating malevolent miscreant caucasian-hating nasty loathsome homosexual Allah-worshiping failing criminal-coddling baneful patronizing oligarchist disasterous conspiracy-creating smug anti-American immodest freakish sissified thin-skinned toxic oppressive Internet-killing sociopathic hateful racist Mohammad-loving traitorous evil supercilious devious angry incompetent treasonous Supreme-Court-destroying threatening middle-finger-waving heartless breacher-of-trust socialist petulant conceited deviant violence-provoking Constitution-ignoring malignant provocational queer narcissist noxious Saboteur-In-Chief illegal hideous dreadful Satanic communist gay crack-smoking pernicious Kenyan crypto-muslim mendacious dictator usurping Choom-smoking so-called-President "Stompy-Foot" Obama, who is now a confirmed supporter of Islamic terrorists, leaves office.