One good reason to live to a ripe old age: think of all the P’sOS whose passing you’ll celebrate.
OFFICER: Sir, you can’t be pouring strangers glasses of champagne out in the city street. You’re intoxicated and making a disturbance.
OLD COOT: Roseanne Barr just died.
OFFICER: Um...yeah, well, give me a glass, then take it indoors, Pop.
Something worse has happened to Roseanne. She’s become irrelevant.