[tinyowl]

"Is it her ass?" ... "Nope, that adipose zeppelin could never sink."

Red Zeppelin

[elcid1970]

Visualize Hillary the Adipose Zeppelin exploding like the Hindenburg:

“She’s getting closer to the mooring mast, just enough to...she’s burst into flames! She’s burst into flames! Oh, my, get out of the way, please! Flames four, five hundred feet into the sky! Oh, the humanity!”

Or maybe Hillary wears asbestos pantsuits nowadays. I now think this election has become Trump’s to lose. Never again will you read me saying,

“The Bitch waddles into the WH in 2017”.