You know you are in trouble when you get find a Coke
“I can’t pay you. Maduro has to.”
“Where is he?”
“He’s out.”
“I can see that he’s out, numbnuts. Give me a Coke.”
“One Coke.”
“Hey that’s 50,000 bolivars!”
“Yeah well Maduro raised the price of Coke. He’s been losing at the track.”
“Well I ain’t paying no 50,000 bolivars for no Coke.”
“Oh ho, then you ain’t getting no Coke. Know what I’m talking about?”