[USMCPOP]

Mens bathrooms and men in general can be very messy. Heck, most men stand several feet back while they are going. The mess in front of the toilet can be pretty nasty. The seat, too. I used to drive down I-95 from NJ to VA. The restrooms along the way were pretty messy. I told my two young boys the the "Piso Mojado" signs in the restroom meant "piss harder" so it at least made it into the urinal. My Old Dad used to say he saw a sign in a restroom back in the war days. "In case of air raid, jump in here. Hasn't been hit yet."

[artichokegrower]

If you are in line and some liberal babe wearing a Feel the Bern T shirt is next behind you don’t lift the seat.

[dhs12345]

Lol. And every guy knows that you have to back up further and further as the mess expands away from the urinal. Next guy is a little further back and the next guy is even further.