[Little Pig]

You assume she’ll actually attend any classes in person. I posit that it’s far more likely she’ll take most of the same “classes” her father took, which he somehow passed without anyone recalling having ever seen him in the classroom.

She’ll be granted a degree in “Political Science” or some similar wonk profession and start walking the same path Chelsea Clinton and so many other descendants of the US political elite have trod, landing immediately upon graduation a surprisingly-well-paying position at some quiet think tank.

[SoCal Pubbie]

I know someone who remembers seeing Obama on campus when she was at Occidental.

[Blue Jays]

It is indeed interesting how President 0bama was a complete ghost at university.
Were I to run for POTUS there are thousands of classmates, professors, coaches, coworkers, and any number of others who could recall me dating back to when I was a toddler.

It is a question if Malia genuinely has the background to really attend a top school, or if she will just be a mysterious person who automagically receives a diploma, just like her invisible-before-Chicago community organizer father.