Bob Tur er Zoey met his match.
He’s even uglier dressed as a woman
But he knows how to promote hisself.
Probably will get a major news outlet gig now.
And a book deal.
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side,
Did this ah individual choose their profession before or after a truck ran over them?
He certainly has a face for radio.
since trump is ok with homos in the ladies room, maybe he’ll be a spokes-person for the donald...
I really could have done without the picture.
Just like the doctor from Johns Hopkins said, this guy thinking he is a woman is no different from a person with anorexia looking at their body and thinking they are fat when in reality they are dangerously thin. A mental disorder.
There is of course that little Y chromosome problem that just won’t go away.
What a babe!
Oy.
More like Kristen Yechh.
Why aren’t people embarrassed or ashamed of what they look like when posing as a different sex? They never look convincing and frankly, they tend to look a bit weird. I would think it would put off anyone who might be considering such a step.
-PJ
With deepest apologies to The Kinks:
I met her in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola [lp version:
Coca-cola]
see-o-l-a cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola
L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well i’m not the world’s most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well i’m not dumb but i can’t understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy won’t you come home with me
Well i’m not the world’s most passionate guy
But when i looked in her eyes well i almost fell for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then i looked at her and she at me
Well that’s the way that i want it to stay
And i always want it to be that way for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It’s a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well i left home just a week before
And i’d never ever kissed a woman before
But lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy i’m gonna make you a man
Well i’m not the world’s most masculine man
But i know what i am and i’m glad i’m a man
And so is lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Chapter 1 - Its Adam's Apple is larger than your nuts.
GADS!
Right before lunch. Thanks...