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To: N. Theknow
Someone on CNN said Cruz is probably picking ambassadors.
His wife probably found him in the bathroom with a bag of Haribo Gold Bears. He was lining them up on the countertop and giggling.

"And you're Ambassador to Mexico, Mr. Orange! Mr. Cherry, you're Ambassador to France! And Mr. Lemon - you're my favorite! I'm naming you Ambassador to Free Cuba! And Mr. Strawberry..."


160 posted on 05/03/2016 4:30:11 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (Donald Trump, warts and all, is not a public enemy. The Golems in the GOP are stasis and apathy)
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To: COBOL2Java

If they’re diet gummy bears he’ll be in the bathroom for a long time. (Google the Amazon review of them—tears in eyes funny).


232 posted on 05/03/2016 4:42:36 PM PDT by hanamizu
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