Don’t worry. Trump will win another lopsided victory, but Cruz will deliver another breathless victory speech, invoking the Constitution, the Rule of Law, Principled Conservatism, the Magna Carta, and other conservative goodies.
Then he will assure his disciples that the campaign is heading into friendlier territory, that he’s the only one that’s beaten Donald Trump time and time again, and that he’s clearly the only one that can defeat Hillary in November.
He single highhandedly opens up new dimensions in asshattery.
Don’t forget that as soon as it is official that Cruz has lost all 57 delegates, Cruz announces his cabinet.
Don’t forget that as soon as it is official that Cruz has lost all 57 delegates, Cruz announces his cabinet.