Did my best, most epic stunts when I was ripped
Rode a wheelie on my KDX200 down Cooper St. in Arlington TX. for over 3 miles. I was 18 and wasted. Had friends witness. I was doing like 5 mph. Over 25 years ago. I was kinda talented on a dirt bike back then. Oh and Cooper was two lanes south of Arkansas lane back then
Heard from a friend who is a private pilot about one incident where he saw another pilot performing some impromptu aerobatics for the benefit of those gathered on the ground. He successfully and smoothly put the aircraft through some pretty tricky aerial maneuvers (leaving my pilot friend slack-jawed with amazement), then brought the plane down safely in a picture-perfect landing. Pilot climbed out of the plane, then fell to the ground in a stinking heap. The onlookers rushed over to ascertain the problem, which immediately became quite obvious upon inspection. The pilot was so blitheringly drunk he absolutely could not walk, which didn’t stop him from putting on a very able exhibition of his flying skills.