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To: sheikdetailfeather

Kerosene Cruz thought he would set the world on fire with his oratory skills. But he was second rate. Now the loser the Cruzer is trying to use double agent delegates as his ticket, agebts working for the dirty GOPe, his their little Ted but he’s shedding too much now and has shrunk from being a dachshund to a rat. By doing so, he is going to end up burning down the entire Republican Party as he tries to cheat the vote. That is why he is called Kerosene Cruz. He has a stench, an odor of kerosene about him no one likes. At any minute he is going to set his own pants on fire instead of the world, he had a pack of firecrackers in his back pocket that he thought he would use to impress someone, but instead his pants caught in fire and the firecrackers blew up on his own hind end, the kerosene in his hair that he used as hair tonic caught on fire.

He didn’t set the world on fire, he just set himself on fire along with everyone who stood to close to him, Kerosene Cruz, is going to lose.


91 posted on 04/25/2016 12:14:24 AM PDT by ShivaFan
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To: ShivaFan

>>Kerosene Cruz, is going to lose.

Good one. I’d spell lose:

Kerosene Cruz is going to Luze.

: )


108 posted on 04/25/2016 12:48:24 AM PDT by Right-wing Librarian
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To: ShivaFan

“Kerosene Cruz thought he would set the world on fire with his oratory skills...”

Wow...unconventional analogy...however, right square on the money my friend!!! Great job!!!


151 posted on 04/25/2016 5:11:01 AM PDT by ldish (Have had enough...you??????)
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To: ShivaFan

“Kerosene Cruz, is going to lose.”

Good analysis.


199 posted on 04/25/2016 10:14:52 AM PDT by Parley Baer
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