[Heart-Rest]

There is a pose in "yoga" called "the child's pose" (a few variations shown here...)

     

which is said to be one of the yoga poses they sometimes use to relieve constipation and gas.

It is very similar to the way Muslims pray at their five prayer times every day.

     

Now, can all you infidels imagine the ferociously "exotic" aroma that occurs when, say, 5,000 or more Muslims enter a fairly large mosque for prayer at prayer time, they remove all their smelly shoes, and they all assume one of the yoga gas-relieving postures to pray?   Oy Vey Akbar!!!

 

[ichabod1]

The fact that yoga classes assume the muslum prayer position without actually praying is what makes yoga haraam for believers. They still come take class though. It works.