Yup.
"Why do we need 20 kinds of toilet paper to choose from, when we can have an empty shelf where one kind of toilet paper would have been?"
With apologies to Larry David.
Watch for lines around the block to buy your monthly roll of rationed paper.
The Commissar-in-Chief, of course, will wipe his behind with silk.
The Bern would be happy to have the Castros running the US. To preserve La Reveloution .