Madonna?
Barbara Streissand?
Beyonce?
Britney?
Lady Gaga?
Judith Chichi Opara Mazagwu?
Nancy Pelosi?
Nina Hartley.
Gotta be Miley Cyrus. They’ll have to make the bill larger, though, so her tongue will fit on it.
Has a fly ever landed on that thing? Oh, right, a fly never lands on anything scuzzier than dog crap.