[Before deporting them CHop off each one of their you know whats.]
Now, now, none of that kind of talk. We are a very benevolent country. However if it was found that all 3 of these aliens had incurable testicular cancer, we can help. By performing successful operations these aliens would feel thankful for our benevolence in sending them back to Guatemala as eunuchs. A win-win situation all around.
My initial thought involved, a punishment administered by a dozen good - ole boys, three tree stumps, a 5 gallon can of kerosene oil, a hammer, 3 nails, a dull - nicked straight razor, and a box of matches.