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I just received BREAKING NEWS from my sources deep within the Cruz camp. Apparently the FR outage is a direct result of an evil Ted Cruz plot to punish Free Republic for its overwhelming Pro-Trump support. Late last night, the Cruz campaign ordered 20 Cruzbots to hit the refresh button at the SAME TIME, resulting in a cascade explosion in FR server generators. Over a hundred hamsters were vaporized by the resulting explosion, and many more are currently missing but are suspected dead in the inferno.

286 posted on 04/05/2016 5:31:42 PM PDT by Greetings_Puny_Humans (I mostly come out at night... mostly.)

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To: Greetings_Puny_Humans

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You are certifiably insane!

296 posted on 04/05/2016 5:33:56 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)

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hilarious ping

302 posted on 04/05/2016 5:35:32 PM PDT by TheStickman (If we don't elect a PRO-America president in 2016 we lose the country!)

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To: Greetings_Puny_Humans

-—Over a hundred hamsters were vaporized by the resulting explosion
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Richard Gere is not amused

305 posted on 04/05/2016 5:35:58 PM PDT by Bubba Gump Shrimp (if God wanted Cruz to be president, he'd have been born in America)

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