In the middle of the night I had the light on and my wife caught me reading a comic-book.
She said: You can read your children's colored books in the day and I won't ridicule you, much.
I said: thank you dear.
“I said: thank you dear.”
Take it from someone happily married to the same beautiful woman for over 30 years.
That is always a wise reply.
STFU bitch sometimes works too.