Donald Trump owes Heidi Cruz an apology.
Ask Mrs. Submareener if she’d like you to put up a picture of the airbrushed Melania Trump next to a goofy one of hers [for comparison] when she was “caught” unawares. And then if you went ahead and did it anyway, ask her what apology she would accept from you, to keep you from sleeping in the garage. Most likely that would be similar to the one DJT should use.
Sorry, but on her worst day, and without any makeup at all, Mrs. Submareener is much more beautiful than Melania Trump, so there are no goofy pictures of her.