Secretary Kerry, our genocide security monitor

Lowell Sun ^ | 4/1 | Peter Lucas

[luke1825]

When it comes to genocide, John Kerry is like the bank guard in that wonderful little Life Lock bank television ad.

You know the one. It's where two gunmen break into a bank, smash a glass counter, wield weapons, take a hostage and shout, "Nobody move."

Bank employees and customers hit the ground, except for a lone bank guard who is still standing. One woman lying on the floor looks up and says, "Do something."

The guard looks around and pleasantly explains, "I'm not a security guard. I'm a security monitor. I only notify people if there is a robbery." He pauses, and then says, "There's a robbery." His job done, he just stands there and does nothing

[ronnie raygun]

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