I never ever paid attention to Twitter until this. I had to read the instructions and SMS abbreviation lists just to get a clue what they were all talking about. Now I feel like a teenage girl reading Romance Novels. After reading all of these people carrying on like this in public I have to ask Who the hell are you people?!! Really? Imagine writing:
@AndyJackson Hey met a great girl. Shared cheese. Beautiful orange dress and she brought the candy wrappers. #Don'ttellMrs.Jacksonwhohasnoclue
@Mrs.Jackson Anyone have a clue why @AndyJackson #thatcluelessloser has come home late the last four nights smelling like #thatcluessloser is a #cheeseatingmonkey reeking of #cheapperfume.
I can tell you @realMrs.Jackson wouldn't Twitter with #divorceforloserAndy. Her attorney would serve the papers at work during an important meeting, not realizing that that #twitteringloserJackson could not possibly be embarassed having tweeted the #wholesickaffair to all of #andyscluelessloserfriends.
Who are these people?
Amazing isn’t it? :)