Actually “garbage” has nothing to do with truth or falseness. How about a simple “I did not have sex with those women, and I have not been unfaithful to my wife”.
Preferably with a hand on the Bible.
Lyin’ Ted.
Why? It does him absolutely no good as the same Trumpnutters will scream “HE’S JUST LYING AGAIN”
Don’t try to bullsh!t me bro.