Trump is so bad ass he’s decided he wants to be buried in Central Park, already has the tombstone.
Around April 2000ish Trump did a proposal for the Loof Lir’pa Tower and Casino he was going to build in the middle of Central Park. It was going to yuuge and the casino and tower would make yuuge money as well. He did a “news conference” and the news reporters were their. He had drawings and sketches of this giant tower going right in the middle of Central Park. Of course the liberal wussies got all upset, until the news media pointed out it was April 1st and Loof Lir’pa spelled April Fool backwards....
It was funny, he got some people going and the news people broke the april fool by mid day before the liberals went crazy.