[COBOL2Java]

A Cruz/Trump dialog goes something like this:

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Cruz: You're crazy!
Trump: I know you are but what am I?
Cruz: You're a nerd!
Trump: I know you are but what am I?
Cruz: You're an idiot!
Trump: I know you are but what am I?
Trump, Cruz [together]: I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I?
Trump: Infinity!
Cruz: No, I'm not.
Trump, Cruz: You are!
Cruz: No way!
Trump: Knock it off!
Cruz: Cut it out!
Cruz: Shut up, Trump!
Trump: Why don't you make me.
Cruz: You make me!
Trump: Because. I don't make monkeys, I just train 'em.
Cruz: Trump, listen to reason.
[Trump cuffs his hand around his ear in a listening motion]
Cruz: Trump!
Trump: Ssh! I'm listening to reason.
Cruz: Trump!
Trump: That's my name, don't wear it out.

[txhurl]

At least both of them hate Coldplay /small solasce

[jonrick46]

A fictional conversation between Ted Cruz and Glenn Beck:

Beck modeling his new underwear: “I bet my underwear look better than your underwear!”

Cruz: “No they’re not!”

Beck: “Yes they are!”

Cruz: “No! My underwear ARE better than yours. Look! (he pulls down his pants) They have a pretty teddy bears all over them!”

Beck: “You don’t like my fluorescent hot pink magic underwear?”

Cruz: “NO! They make you look totally hypocritical. What are you going to do, direct traffic?”

Beck: “Look at you! You’ve taken that teddy bear thing down at the border too far! What are you going to do, give out teddy bear underwear?”

Cruz: “No! I think I will stick with the soccer balls!”