OK, I goofed
His favorite prostitute was 18, so legal age
He just liked her to dress up as Catholic school girl
And a Judge!! May it please the court....
Yeah, because the whole National Enquirer article has been held up I a court of law and proven true beyond a shadow of a doubt. That means that it must be true that the aliens at Area 51 endorsed Obama in 2008 and Scalia was smothered by a prostitute.